6 Food Toys We Love (That Aren't Edible)

Just a few of our favourite things, pet related of course. Not sponsored. Not written by a professional. Not a doctor. Just pet enthusiasts.

Not all plush toys are created equal, especially ones that mimic real “food.” We pulled apart the screen printed T-bone steak to the nasty plastic doughnut and left you with only the good ruff. We mean stuff.

1. AVO-DOGGO TOAST by PLAY

This is why you can’t afford to buy a house. Which is actually #fakenews, but that aside, this toy also this isn’t just tasty to look at, it’s crinkles and speaks. Take that Boomer. Get yours here.

2. LICK CROIX BARKLING WATER by HAUTE DIGGITY DOG

Are you even a true millennial if your fridge isn’t stocked with sparkling water? Quench your pup’s thirst (not literally) with zero calories and no artificial flavourings? Sounds like a win. Get yours here.

3. HAND KNIT MILK by WARE OF THE DOG

“ I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” - Napoleon Dynamite. Optional: Peanut butter knit toy. Get yours here.

4. RAMEN NOODLE CUP by HOWLPOT

Good design and great for nose work? Who says you can’t play with your food. Send noodz immediately, (hide snacks), hold the MSG. Get yours here.

5. BOK CHOY SQUEAK TOY by BITE ME

Eat your vegetables! Or at least make them squeak like this bok choy toy. Also, more Asian (greens) representation in mainstream media please. Get yours here.